Post by Sithil on Jun 14, 2012 20:19:52 GMT
Welcome to the "A Battle of Bitch" thread, where we shall play a game that shall hopefully last until the end of Plus1. This is a game where we collect different examples of Kayly and Veronica behaving like bitches, and then rate the act in terms of misbehavior. Each bitchy action adds a score between one and ten to the responsible character, and by the end, we will be able to conclude whom is in fact the biggest bitch!
Grading each display is done by me, and my word is final, but anyone may voice their piece of mind and debate the score of any given action, and of course submit your own examples you think I may have overlooked, and I shall take it into fair consideration.
Let us begin!
Veronica
- Panel Four: Starting out small. Allright, allright, hold your horses, I am aware this should barely even qualify, but I say it does. It is just a sarcastic poke at Oscar's already near-nonexistant self esteem in good spirit, but it did hurt him, so I shall award this:
1 Point
Kayly
- Panel Three: And moving on to worse affronts to courtesy, albeit barely. Mild to moderate patronization, but earnest if perhaps not meant to hurt too bad. I award this:
2 Points
Kayly
- Panel One to Two: Another belittling comment, again nowhere near severe. It awards Kayly:
2 Points
- Panel Four to Six: Oohh, here we go now. Attempting to manipulate someone to betray their friend, and subtly offering immoral reward on top. Quite bitchy. It receives:
5 Points
Kayly
- Panel Four: Another one of those I'm not even certain qualify, but since I think no one likes Kayly anyway, you won't object. Generic, insincere insult. I give it:
1 Point
Kayly
- Whole Page: Bet you were waiting for this one. So, this is quite a big one, locking Oscar inside his own bathroom to prevent him from attending an important event after failing to persuade him. Still, while intentional, could easily have been a bad prank, so it does not score much higher than the manipulation attempt. It receives:
6 Points
Kayly
- Whole Page: And another one nobody could not see coming. Dumping your boyfriend by introducing him to your new boyfriend, and with plenty of glee to make up for the lack of remorse? Cold, bitch. I award this:
7 Points
Veronica
- Whole Page: Well, that was a long string of Kayly examples, but here we have one for Veronica. That is absolutely no way to treat your boyfriend, regardless of to how big extent he's being an airhead. Veronica earns:
4 Points
Veronica
- Whole Page: Didn't go far enough the first time, did you, Veronica? That there is a terrible display of pure bitch, directed at her boyfriend whom in no way did anything to deserve it, for the sake of taking out her misdirected anger. Shame on you, you receive:
6 Points
Well, that was exiting, wasn't it? I suppose not, but perhaps this might bring about some fun all the same, eventually. Darned if this first post didn't turn out quite huge, as well, but that'll happen when you need to catch up.
To finish off, here is the score thus far:
Veronica: 10 Points
Kayly: 23
Grading each display is done by me, and my word is final, but anyone may voice their piece of mind and debate the score of any given action, and of course submit your own examples you think I may have overlooked, and I shall take it into fair consideration.
Let us begin!
Veronica
- Panel Four: Starting out small. Allright, allright, hold your horses, I am aware this should barely even qualify, but I say it does. It is just a sarcastic poke at Oscar's already near-nonexistant self esteem in good spirit, but it did hurt him, so I shall award this:
1 Point
Kayly
- Panel Three: And moving on to worse affronts to courtesy, albeit barely. Mild to moderate patronization, but earnest if perhaps not meant to hurt too bad. I award this:
2 Points
Kayly
- Panel One to Two: Another belittling comment, again nowhere near severe. It awards Kayly:
2 Points
- Panel Four to Six: Oohh, here we go now. Attempting to manipulate someone to betray their friend, and subtly offering immoral reward on top. Quite bitchy. It receives:
5 Points
Kayly
- Panel Four: Another one of those I'm not even certain qualify, but since I think no one likes Kayly anyway, you won't object. Generic, insincere insult. I give it:
1 Point
Kayly
- Whole Page: Bet you were waiting for this one. So, this is quite a big one, locking Oscar inside his own bathroom to prevent him from attending an important event after failing to persuade him. Still, while intentional, could easily have been a bad prank, so it does not score much higher than the manipulation attempt. It receives:
6 Points
Kayly
- Whole Page: And another one nobody could not see coming. Dumping your boyfriend by introducing him to your new boyfriend, and with plenty of glee to make up for the lack of remorse? Cold, bitch. I award this:
7 Points
Veronica
- Whole Page: Well, that was a long string of Kayly examples, but here we have one for Veronica. That is absolutely no way to treat your boyfriend, regardless of to how big extent he's being an airhead. Veronica earns:
4 Points
Veronica
- Whole Page: Didn't go far enough the first time, did you, Veronica? That there is a terrible display of pure bitch, directed at her boyfriend whom in no way did anything to deserve it, for the sake of taking out her misdirected anger. Shame on you, you receive:
6 Points
Well, that was exiting, wasn't it? I suppose not, but perhaps this might bring about some fun all the same, eventually. Darned if this first post didn't turn out quite huge, as well, but that'll happen when you need to catch up.
To finish off, here is the score thus far:
Veronica: 10 Points
Kayly: 23
