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Post by Iggy on Apr 20, 2012 15:21:57 GMT
Okay, here's one for ya, for all the guys rather: What's better than a rose on a piano?... Two lips on an organ! I... I don't know what the hell has been said... you know what's better than babies in a trashcan? 40k Yes. Just yes
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Post by Squival on Apr 20, 2012 17:04:10 GMT
Aha! I can see this awful thread being hijacked and turned into a jokes thread.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says "Well then, lock the front door on your way out""
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Post by dbjake on Apr 20, 2012 18:17:58 GMT
Okay, here's one for ya, for all the guys rather: What's better than a rose on a piano?... Two lips on an organ! I... I don't know what the hell has been said... Organ is another slang term for penis, just replace "an" with "your", now look at it again, see it now?
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Post by Nuff on Apr 20, 2012 20:01:15 GMT
Aha! I can see this awful thread being hijacked and turned into a jokes thread. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says "Well then, lock the front door on your way out""The funnist thing about that joke is it actually happened to Squee
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Post by Iggy on Apr 20, 2012 22:16:26 GMT
Aha! I can see this awful thread being hijacked and turned into a jokes thread. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says "Well then, lock the front door on your way out""The funnist thing about that joke is it actually happened to Squee Funny and sad. Funny and sad...
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Post by Squival on Apr 20, 2012 23:09:47 GMT
The funnist thing about that joke is it actually happened to Squee Funny and sad. Funny and sad... nu uh! There was no bed... nor any sexytimes
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Post by Neko on Apr 21, 2012 1:33:33 GMT
Funny and sad. Funny and sad... nu uh! There was no bed... nor any sexytimes Just the girl who told you to leave and lock the door. That's even more sad );
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Post by dbjake on Apr 21, 2012 4:00:34 GMT
nu uh! There was no bed... nor any sexytimes Just the girl who told you to leave and lock the door. That's even more sad ); Oh yeah? Try being shot down countless times by the same same girl before you even ask for a date, then again, I'm still friends with her because that's all she wants to be, which is why I've been denied by her so many times.
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Post by Iggy on Apr 21, 2012 12:58:43 GMT
Oh yeah? Try being shot down countless times by the same same girl before you even ask for a date, then again, I'm still friends with her because that's all she wants to be, which is why I've been denied by her so many times. Good way to bring true stories into a joke thread
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Post by Squival on Apr 21, 2012 18:37:21 GMT
If your being friendzoned, its probably cause your un-attractive or just not the other person's type, really as simple as that.
Also 1 more; What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Post by Neko on May 2, 2012 13:55:15 GMT
Today in dubster diving, Wesley finds a [censored] magazine. He is now pleased.
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Post by Nuff on May 2, 2012 14:01:05 GMT
What he wants to find is some tact
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Post by dbjake on May 3, 2012 2:20:38 GMT
What he wants to find is some tact No, what he wants to find is a gun... oh wait, he did, so he uses it... on himself unfortunately. Very sad day for his weasel parents and any friends he had, but I'm sure Rose is pretty pleased with herself, yanno, because the creepy little weasel can't annoy her anymore.
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Post by Iggy on May 3, 2012 7:51:46 GMT
No, what he wants to find is a gun... oh wait, he did, so he uses it... on himself unfortunately. A bit harsh don't you think? I sense a bit of biased hate going towards poor little Wesley
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Post by dbjake on May 3, 2012 16:42:01 GMT
No, what he wants to find is a gun... oh wait, he did, so he uses it... on himself unfortunately. A bit harsh don't you think? I sense a bit of biased hate going towards poor little Wesley Not necessarily hate, just some crappy black humor. I have to hand it to the poor thing, he's got guts for asking someone like Rose, the almost exact opposite of him personality-wise, to prom. Perhaps it would be better as a murder/suicide, where he kills Rose then himself after school. Or perhaps I should stop now while I'm still ahead, shouldn't I?
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